(Source: the-sad-boy)

Spinning the knife in his hand Zalin flashes a sinister smirk. "I wonder for such a sweet girl, how would you handle having my name delicately carved into your back for all the others aching to see it."

Caeliri paused mid-twist as she assembled a full crown of flowers to drop on his head, ears perking forward at his words. “Ah—” the ever present flush on her cheeks started to burn scarlet as it oozed over the rest of her face, until everything from the tips of her ears to the delicate point of her chin was a mask of blaring red.

She giggled, a janky, off-kilter sound that was unlike her usual lilting laugh as she stood. “Don’t be silly.” Caeliri plopped the crown of flowers on his head, backpedaling away from him. “You wouldn’t even be able to look at me naked, let alone mark me up! You’re all talk, Grumpy Pants!”

curiouslich

  • My dearest one, my darling dear
    Your mighty words astound me
    But I’ve no need of mighty deeds
    When I feel your arms around me

  • (Source: memewhore)

  • kawaiivern:

    Tiro Duet!

    (Source: percivalz)

  • raserus:

    babygoatsandfriends:

    another-side-o-me:

    Meet Clyde…

    omfg

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GOATS

    I FUCKING LOVE GOATS THEY ARE MY FAVORITE

    perfectperfidy:

soeffingcute-etsy:

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haha

gonna be getting those underwear mmhmmm

    perfectperfidy:

    soeffingcute-etsy:

    JRRR 💘
    Underwear By So Effing Cute
    ✖WWW.SOEFFINGCUTE.ETSY.COM✖

    #soeffingcute #lotr #youshallnotpass #lordoftherings #rotk #fotr #fellowshipofthering #gandalf #tolkien #nerd #geek #frodo #legolas #aragorn #hobbit #elves #jrrt #biblo #baggins #smaug #sherlock #thorin #shire #mordor #thehobbit #myprecious #boromir #gimli #benedictcumberbatch #tauriel

    haha

    gonna be getting those underwear mmhmmm

    onauratoujoursrendez-vous:

radetzkymarch:

tehjai:

daftpenetration:

reminder that anakin fucking jacked off in this book i read last night

that is a really awkward euphemism

oh man this is weirder than that sentence in the ROTJ novelization about his secret lusts and unrestrained passions for Palpatine.
… okay no it’s not.

jesus fucking christ, “beat the roaring dragon into submission,” is the best euphemism ever.

    onauratoujoursrendez-vous:

    radetzkymarch:

    tehjai:

    daftpenetration:

    reminder that anakin fucking jacked off in this book i read last night

    that is a really awkward euphemism

    oh man this is weirder than that sentence in the ROTJ novelization about his secret lusts and unrestrained passions for Palpatine.

    … okay no it’s not.

    jesus fucking christ, “beat the roaring dragon into submission,” is the best euphemism ever.

    (Source: soundwabe)

    (Source: reisuka)

    • 13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
    • 17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it
    lolzpicx:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

    lolzpicx:

    First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

    chemicalbydefault:

leholana:

chemicalbydefault:

leholana:

chemicalbydefault:

leholana:

chemicalbydefault DID YOU WATCH THE THING I SENT YOU YET

OH GOD WHAT DID I DO?!

CHECK YOUR MESSAGES THINGY

I have no messages?

Check your fan mail.

Aha!!!

Get ready to cry. A lot.

    chemicalbydefault:

    leholana:

    chemicalbydefault:

    leholana:

    chemicalbydefault:

    leholana:

    chemicalbydefault DID YOU WATCH THE THING I SENT YOU YET

    OH GOD WHAT DID I DO?!

    CHECK YOUR MESSAGES THINGY

    I have no messages?

    Check your fan mail.

    Aha!!!

    Get ready to cry. A lot.

    "Misty Mountains"
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    598,351 plays

    thedivinedecadence:

    shannananan:

    karethdreams:

    asongofwizardsandtimelords:

    therothwoman:

    changelingbychoice:

    Misty Mountains Cold 100% speed up for anon

    HELP I’M GONNA PEE MYSELF I CAN’T STOP LASUGHING OH GOD

    That was weirdly beautiful.

    the minions from despicable me have decided to retake their homeland

    The picture was the last straw

    OMG OMG I’m crying

    (Source: thranduilings)

  • (Source: nigecha)

  • My class got in trouble for having bad craftsmanship and now we’re stuck hand tracing fonts. 8(

    My class got in trouble for having bad craftsmanship and now we’re stuck hand tracing fonts. 8(